And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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