I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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