im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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