i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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