two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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