just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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