He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
