i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
well most of my day revolves around power hour
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
True strength comes from lack of pants
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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