garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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