just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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