Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I smell stomach acid.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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