You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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