at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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