i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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