I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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