Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I have aggressive nipples.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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