i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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