hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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