You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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