Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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