So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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