oh god the rape fog is back!
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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