I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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