Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hate all girls vehemently.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
