Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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