Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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