Do you still have your period?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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