She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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