that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
you never un-have a 4some
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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