I used to practice getting hit by cars.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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