True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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