1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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