I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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