my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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