Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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