He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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