Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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