we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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