She is in my trunk
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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