Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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