The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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