Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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