Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Your cock deserves a montage
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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