he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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