I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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