i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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