Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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