Dual....:-)
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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