woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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