"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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