even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
there is glitter all over my balls
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