Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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