ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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