the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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