It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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