what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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