yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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