i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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